The best post-ride snack EVER

I needed to buy bananas after one of my rides when I noticed that there are so many free samples in the super market. So, decked out in spandex, dripping in sweat, and wearing bright pink flip-flops, I wander through the produce section trying each and everyone of them. In case I don't feel sketchy enough, I notice that not one, BUT TWO, rather chubby, old men are following my footsteps doing THE EXACT SAME THING. (They, fortunately, were wearing something besides spandex.) As I got hung up at the ham station (I definitely had more than my allotted one sample), I look back and just start cracking up at one of the old men. who kindly waved his hands and told me that no one else was watching.